Teabaggers

They were never about America. They were always about White Supremacy.

The Insurance Companies are not on your side, idiots.

Number 44

Restaurant Drunks

will often rationalize imbibing. Because if they eat while they're drinking, they're not some bum in a bar.

Wise up.

1. If you drink more than two servings of alcohol at a meal, you are drunk. And if you drive you are a drunk driver.

2. If you drink alcohol every day, you are a drunk.

3. One Goblet of Wine = One Can of Beer = One Shot of gin, bourbon, whiskey, scotch, vodka, et cetera.

4. Malt liquor and heavy wines and concentrated hard liquors (like Wild Turkey) contain even more alcohol than those above.

5. Drunks who eat while they drink are still drunks.

There is a God.

Obama wins the Presidency!

Hell is Forever

And so is this photo-shopped photograph of a GIANT CAT. Please stop emailing me with this shit. This is not really a giant cat.

A new short story from Catnapping

This Blog Endorses Barrack Obama.

We need a centrist in the Whitehouse. We need a man with vision. We need a man who can reenergize America.

OBAMA 2008

The Viagra Muse Strikes

The woman who blogs about wasps is blogging about viagra, and dedicating poems to the Little Blue Pill.

Follicular Sculptures

This is so gay.