Bathroom Etiquette?

Who says old broads can't be trained?

A PDA for my dog?

Yeah, he's got one hell of a schedule.

7:00 lick balls
7:05 piss on tires
7:18 lick balls
7:42 lick balls
8:13 hump sofa
8:30 lick balls
8:52 find shit to roll in
8:57 roll in shit
9:02 lick balls

Losing face?

Scientists at University College London say we are...

Does my computer dream?

These folks say it does, and for a fee, they'll let my computer talk in its sleep to other computers!

Yeah. Like I'm gonna let that happen.