Restaurant Drunks

will often rationalize imbibing. Because if they eat while they're drinking, they're not some bum in a bar.

Wise up.

1. If you drink more than two servings of alcohol at a meal, you are drunk. And if you drive you are a drunk driver.

2. If you drink alcohol every day, you are a drunk.

3. One Goblet of Wine = One Can of Beer = One Shot of gin, bourbon, whiskey, scotch, vodka, et cetera.

4. Malt liquor and heavy wines and concentrated hard liquors (like Wild Turkey) contain even more alcohol than those above.

5. Drunks who eat while they drink are still drunks.