[cough]

"Don't be fooled by appearances. Sometimes,
it doesn't look like there is a penis there at all!
Especially in heavy, older males, the penis can
be "tucked away" in folds of skin, looking
entirely like a female!"


...and don't get me started on those manboobs!

Boy do I want one of these!

For those times when you absolutely, positively need to tie up the bathroom.

Think on this. Of all the lousy timing. Your Aunt Depends and Uncle Flatus are visiting, and the you've got a heavy date tonight.

It's 9am, and the uncle (morning paper in hand), is heading up the stairs to the bathroom off your bedroom. And you've got shaving, message-texting, and jacking-0ff to do!

But wait! You've planned ahead! Before coming down to breakfast, you snuck your personal RoboDump 1.0 in there!